Unofficial Henley Royal Regatta 2026 Meme Coin
The official currency of punters, Pimm's, and coxes screaming at men to go harder…
Finally, a coin that understands.
$BOATCOIN launches on the 25th of June, 2026. Mark your Moleskine.
The coin hasn't launched yet, old sport. Follow us on X for the launch signal, the contract address, and what we imagine will be a very dignified series of announcements. Probably. The Boat Club doors open on 25th June, and arrival is encouraged by blazer.
For one glorious week each summer since 1839, the Thames between Temple Island and Henley becomes the most
exclusive 1.6-mile stretch of water on earth. Striped blazers, questionable hats, and approximately
zero people actually watching the rowing.
$BOATCOIN is for those people. The ones who know the real sport isn't the racing, it's the
day-drinking, having the best gear, and desperately hoping your questionable decisions pay off
by the time you get home. We took the full Regatta experience and turned it into a memecoin.
We launch 25th June 2026 via Raydium bonding curve. The contract address drops on X.
The rowing season is upon us.
The Stewards' Enclosure (probably, after a few too many)
We didn't write a whitepaper. We had Tarquin jot something down on the back of a program between rounds of golf and mild racism.
Our tokenomics are beautifully simple and transparent:
Fast. Cheap. Smooth. Your swaps from Solana to $BOATCOIN go through quicker than a rower slipping his oar in on a calm morning. Zero gas fees.
Every transaction is executed with the precision of a coxless four. Every pump is a perfect stroke. Every dip is a spectacular crab. You row with the bags you've got.
This is a meme coin. It has no utility whatsoever. Its sole purpose is for a pump and dump at best (seriously). If you're after utility, may we suggest a nice ISA or a sensible conversation with your father.
Temple Island → Henley → The Moon 🌕
1.6 miles of rowing. An unlimited ceiling of degeneracy.
The coin is not yet live. On 25th June, follow these steps with the precision of a seasoned stroke man. The contract address will be posted on X when the klaxon sounds.
The official contract address and exact launch timing will drop exclusively on our X account, so turn on notifications and be ready, as bonding curves move fast once live.
Follow on X →Download the Phantom Wallet from the official app or browser extension, create a new wallet, and immediately back up your seed phrase (12-24 words), storing it offline and never sharing it with anyone. This wallet is your secure gateway to Solana and $BOATCOIN.
Get Phantom Wallet →Buy SOL on any major exchange such as Coinbase, Binance, or Kraken, then transfer it to your Phantom wallet address. Bring a little extra for transaction fees (usually tiny on Solana, think pennies) and slippage on the bonding curve.
Buy SOL on Coinbase →Once the contract address is live on X, open Phantom, go to the Swap tab, and paste in the official $BOATCOIN contract address. Select SOL as the token you're swapping from, enter your amount, review the details, and confirm. Your $BOATCOIN will appear in your wallet shortly after.
25th June 2026New to all this? Watch a quick guide to buying meme coins with Phantom Wallet.
Watch on YouTubeThe trading pair will appear here on launch day. Follow us on X to be the first to know when the waters open.
The coin hasn't launched. The chart doesn't exist yet. The contract address is classified. Follow on X for the launch signal, we'll be posting it the moment trading opens.
The gates open 25th June 2026. Get in position now. Follow on X, mark the date, polish your blazer, and await the signal. Bring your own Pimm's.